Campaign staffers for Senate candidate Roy Moore are becoming exhausted by the amount of work he is putting them through. One top staffer said recently “The amount of new puppies and Taylor Swift concert tickets we have to have on us is insane. Coordinating with shopping malls to have his rallies there during the peak shopping season is very frustrating. Plus finding ones that have Disney Stores in them where he hasn’t been banned yet is nearly impossible. Luckily Steve Bannon is coming down to campaign with him which will guarantee children will be around.”

Written by Dave Jessup

Stand up comedian, improviser and creepy doll maker.

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