High school science teachers have decided to start teaching that global warming is a hoax. They hope that the students will believe it and in turn do nothing to stop it. Said one teacher, “Everyday I see reasons why the next generation should not be left with a sustainable planet on which to breed. The other day a student came up to me, upset he got an 85 on his test because he only needed a 70 to pass”. Another student who was confused about the concept of global warming asked his science teacher, “If it is so hot outside, why couldn’t God just turn on the A/C?”.

Written by Dave Jessup

Stand up comedian, improviser and creepy doll maker.

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