Is your deadbeat ex-husband still crawling all over the house?

Should’ve killed himself years ago?

Can’t get him to leave no matter what you do?

Then call Termin-Ex, today!

Our termination system is a two-step process unique to Termin-Ex. We produce subliminal messages of suicide on their social media while treating your house with a propriety poison that features a blend of synthesized responsibility, love, alimony, child support, and employment to get rid of even the hardest to kill pests. The combination represents everything they hate, causing extreme discomfit and a painful death.  And if that doesn’t work, we will come over and stab them to death ourselves.

Termin-Ex promises to get rid of you dickhead ex-husband before he drives your whole family to the looney bin or your money back, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Another shitty year? Call Termin-Ex and terminate your wasted past!

 

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