In a last-minute effort to sway voters to the polls and to vote for the Republican party, President Trump made one of his boldest promises yet.

“I’m predicting there will be a wave tonight.” President Trump said as he addressed the crowds at the final rally before the midterm elections on November 6th. “That’s right, and I predict there will be a tremendous red wave that is going to sweep across the country.”

He continued, “That’s why when we win. You notice I said WHEN we win. There will be so much more great change that will come to this country, and you’re gonna love it.”

As the crowd roared, he added, “That’s why when you go out and vote Republican tomorrow I can guarantee you that not only will the wall between the United States and Mexico will be made, but it will also offer a faster deportation method.”

His promise: to add a catapult to the wall.

“They’ll go right over, Woop, Woop, Woop,” he joked with the crowd. “Or I guess it would be more like ‘ay dios mios, ay dios mios, ay dios mios,’ which will be great as well.”

In a last-minute effort to sway voters to the polls and to vote for the Republican party, President Trump made one of his boldest promises yet.

“I’m predicting there will be a wave tonight.” President Trump said as he addressed the crowds at the final rally before the midterm elections on November 6th. “That’s right, and I predict there will be a tremendous red wave that is going to sweep across the country.”

He continued, “That’s why when we win. You notice I said WHEN we win. There will be so much more great change that will come to this country, and you’re gonna love it.”

As the crowd roared, he added, “That’s why when you go out and vote Republican tomorrow I can guarantee you that not only will the wall between the United States and Mexico will be made, but it also offers a faster deportation method.”

His promise: to add a catapult to the wall.

“They’ll go right over, Woop, Woop, Woop,” he joked with the crowd. “Or I guess it would be more like ‘ay dios mios, ay dios mios, ay dios mios,’ which will be great as well.”

As usual with Trump, the reviews are mixed between logical and insane.

One woman said, “catapulting Mexicans back over the border is racist and wrong, it’s not even right to joke about something so horrible!”

While those with MAGA hats had other things to say, “I thought that shit was just hilarious, man. We need to build that wall and catapult ASAP. Send those Mexicans back where they belong; in Mexico.”

Since his statements, Trump’s popularity with the GOP has increased by nearly double.

“I’ve been talking about Mexican execution by catapult for years,” stated Lindsey Graham. “I’m glad someone else finally had the guts to stand up for what me and the completely not racist in any way, shape, or form citizens of South Carolina’s believe in.”

One woman said, “catapulting Mexicans back over the border is racist and wrong, it’s not even right to joke about something so horrible! How dare you!”

While those with MAGA hats had other things to say, “I thought that shit was just hilarious, man. We need to build that wall and catapult ASAP. Send those Mexicans back where they belong; in Mexico.”

Since his statements, Trump’s popularity with the GOP has increased by nearly double.

“I’ve been talking about Mexican execution by catapult for years,” stated Lindsey Graham. “I’m glad someone else finally had the guts to stand up for what me and the completely not racist in any way, shape, or form citizens of South Carolina’s believe in.”

 

 

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