Turkey’s Decide Not To Pardon Humans This Year

In a massive setback to Human/Turkey relations, Turkey President Gobbles Turkenstein decided not to pardon two humans at the 55th annual Pardoning of the Humans.

Tammy Parker and Robert Johnson will be fried and served this year for Thanksgiving and served to the citizens of Turkey Town.

The un-pardoned humans were a message from the Turkey’s that until ham is the traditional meat of the holidays the bloodshed will continue.

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